Often a simple colonoscopy procedure can catch the early signs of colorectal cancer and SAVE lives. So many people are afraid to have the procedure done but this hasn’t stopped the humor from soaring.
One physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5. “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”
6. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
12. “God, Now I know why I am not gay.”
And the best one of them all…
13. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?”
Seriously: taking care of your colon should be part of your every day life. Eating lots of fiber including lots of fresh fruit and vegetables is essential, along with drinking 8 glasses of water or green tea to flush away the toxins.
Colon cleansing is something you should do every six months. Generally along with a healthy diet you should be able to use a colon cleansing supplement for a one month period to “cleanse” the colon.
Feel these benefits too:
- more frequent bowel movements without being glued to the toilet
- feel less bloated and constipated
- feel more energized
- have fresher breath
- have more energy
- have clearer skin
- lose weight and have flatter abs
Try using Co-Clean a very highly rated colon cleanser.
